How to Make a Milkshake

Kinja'd!!! "Agrajag" (Agrajag)
07/02/2014 at 11:20 • Filed to: cooking with agrajag, foodlopnik

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Step 1: Buy milkshake maker, ice cream, milk and syrup.

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Step 2: Fill cup about yea high with preferred ice cream. I use plain vanilla as a base for all flavors.

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Step 3: Add syrup

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Step 4: Then add milk. Stop just below the highest ice cream point.

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Step 5: Put mixer on high for about 1 minute.

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Lastly, insert straw and don't share.

Also, saw my first Macan. Meh.

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DISCUSSION (28)


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > Agrajag
07/02/2014 at 11:21

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You forgot all the steps in-between where you eat spoonfuls of the ice cream...


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Agrajag
07/02/2014 at 11:21

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How do you not love that ass?!?! It's so good looking.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Agrajag
07/02/2014 at 11:22

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Thank you for putting on a shirt. However, I do have to question the judgement of someone who doesn't use chocolate ice cream in a chocolate shake.


Kinja'd!!! RotaryLover > Agrajag
07/02/2014 at 11:25

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Do you have boys in your yard now?


Kinja'd!!! jvirgs drives a Subaru > Agrajag
07/02/2014 at 11:35

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Face-palm LOL


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > RotaryLover
07/02/2014 at 11:39

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It's taken me years to purge that song from my head. Thanks.


Kinja'd!!! 04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. > Agrajag
07/02/2014 at 11:39

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How to make a man's milkshake:

Step 1: Get ice cream of preferable choice ( I pick mint chocolate chip because I come from the streets)

Step 2: Hand ice cream to girlfriend because men don't make sandwiches or milkshakes. That's like rule number three.

Step 3: Enjoy delicious milkshake all while sitting in the same spot on the couch for the past 20 minutes.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > ddavidn
07/02/2014 at 11:40

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I may have forgotten to include in the post, but I certainly didn't forget.


Kinja'd!!! RotaryLover > Agrajag
07/02/2014 at 11:42

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No problem man! Anytime!


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Agrajag
07/02/2014 at 11:46

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Craaaawl skeet skeet muthafukas (goddamn)!


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > For Sweden
07/02/2014 at 11:47

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I used to, but found it too chocolatety, and that's saying a lot coming from me. Try it this way the next time.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > Brian Silvestro
07/02/2014 at 11:47

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It's nice looking. I'm just fundamentally opposed to Porsche making anything but sports cars.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > 04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches.
07/02/2014 at 11:50

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I crushed Step 3.

/foreveralone


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Agrajag
07/02/2014 at 11:50

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That's an understandable stance. I became an enthusiast after the Cayenne went into production, so I have a skewed view on what Porsche is, I guess.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Brian Silvestro
07/02/2014 at 11:59

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That ass is sweeter than candy.


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > Agrajag
07/02/2014 at 12:05

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That's all that matters.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/02/2014 at 12:05

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True


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > RotaryLover
07/02/2014 at 12:06

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Dat avatar!

Finally back in its rightful place.


Kinja'd!!! 04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. > Agrajag
07/02/2014 at 12:07

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Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Brian Silvestro
07/02/2014 at 12:08

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I have tasted it....


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/02/2014 at 12:10

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I've sat in one. DAT 918 STEERING WHEEL


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > Brian Silvestro
07/02/2014 at 12:12

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Interesting point. I suppose that's how all things become accepted at some point.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Brian Silvestro
07/02/2014 at 12:12

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I also kissed the steering wheel and rubbed it's shift knob.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Agrajag
07/02/2014 at 12:13

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Wow, that just blew my mind. Interesting.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/02/2014 at 12:13

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why


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Brian Silvestro
07/02/2014 at 12:17

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I made love to it I love it.


Kinja'd!!! RotaryLover > Brian Silvestro
07/02/2014 at 12:30

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YES I'M BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER!


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > RotaryLover
07/02/2014 at 12:33

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YYEEEAASSSS